Had to help babysit this 6 year old boy Darwin from Batam who is SUPER DUPER UBER MEGA ULTRA VERY EXTREMELY TO THE POWER OF INFINITY mischievous and naughty and playful. Had to see him from Sat morning onwards and he prank called me sooo many times. Aaaish!
one word. BAD. two more words. FREAKINGG MEAN. three final words. REALLY DAMN NOISY.
That thief even koped my Burger King Crown luh! And stole my monneh! $1.20 Threw my eraser into the antique flower vase, sat on my laptop, meddled with my laptop thereby causing some documents and music files to be deleted and the worst of all is..
HE HAD THE GUTS TO DRAW ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING. (tell me which part of my face looks like A3 drawing block to you?! huh Huh HUH!) *glares* FREAK.
Anyway I had my revenge laa. \/,,, I walked past him and knocked his head with my elbow :D AWESOME-NESS! He spun one whole round to see who did that then I gave him a shocked face and said "Paiseh Paiseh!~" LOL. Btw, the only languages he knows are Hokkien and Malay (weird combination right! Conclusion: Weird combination = Weird Kids)
I was complaining and complaining about him through smses and THAAAT PEEPING TOM memo my EVERY move and when I put my phone down and plomped my head back on my pillow (havent realised he drew on my face yet =.=) Darwin actually knew how to unlock my keypad and he typed and sent smses to people who were replying me! MALU TO THE MAXXX
Stood up in a bid to act fierce and tower over him and THAT WAS WHEN I SAW MY PEKING OPERA FACE. Fury engulfed me and I took my disposable chopsticks (for my breakfast which turned out to be lunch and dont ask me why disposable chopsticks of all things, maybe I can poke his eyes with them?? TSK) and freaking chased him about, shouting Darwin you're so dead and you better fall down RIGHT NOW forgetting he doesnt understand English.
Amanda's response to this was: "Haha.. emo you very funny leh.. cannot imagine how you will be like if you become a mum next time.. you will keep telling ur kid dont do this or tt or u gg-fied :)"
SIGH. advice: NEVER place a bright orange clean color marker within the sight of a kid.
THAT FREAK OF A CHILD!
Waiting for the lift outside Papa's office, sigh, he LOVES the cargo lift PS. PLEASE TILT YOUR HEAD ACCORDINGLY. SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED.
He learnt how to take a pic with my phone within SECONDS (Is "kuching" malay for cat? He kept shouting kuching kuching! then grabbed my phone and snapped this.. Isnt Kuching somewhere in Malaysia?? okay better not trust a sotong like me, I even lose my way between two bus stops, what else can I say~ *downcast eyes*
They look quite cute like that and the si Darwin kept pestering me to play games for him on my house comp which is not fun at all but time-consuming which was the point: for him to sit there for hours and not make noise but he made so much I ended up playing levels after levels for him and even beat my own record 3 years ago. WTF (where F stands for Freak)
Now it's 2.43AM and I can post in peace (: He will kope my laptop one lor! and he shred my paper to pieces, lucky it's those rough piece of paper for maths workings if not..
I WILL BASH HIM LEFT, RIGHT, CENTRE
Didnt do work today, omg, gg-fied i'm so fried. (whose fault luh! HMPF. You think act cute is useful oh. HUH!? but yeah there's some use in acting cute laa.. i suppose.. :X finee.) ___________________________________________________________________________
Had hoped he would go back to Batam and Kind Soul Emo said in dialect to him If no one adopts him and he gets sent back (possibility is very big waaad. So naughty, very hard to control) I would visit him with chocolates when I go to Batam for OCIP at the end of the year
but heard from my parents he can't go back anymore which means he wont get to see his family again in his life. Quite saddening but he still seems so happy. Maybe he takes my home as a hotel and that it's holiday away from his family. Maybe he doesnt know yet. Maybe.
I foresee an unsuccessful business attempt here. I'm afraid we may run into huge losses which we cant cover. You see, he's 6 and he's got to go for Primary education soon. By then if he's not adopted, who has to pay for his education? Moreover he doesnt understand English nor Chinese.
I hate how viciously reality works out. ___________________________________________________________________________
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